This is awesome:
My favorite part is the quote. These are people with kind of sense of humor towards their faith that I can appreciate
(Job 2 only goes to verse 13, in case the word “groove” didn’t clue you in)
Author, Gamer, Dreamstress
Alyc Helms 
I think I want one of those just in case I need to fight vampires, and all I have is my shuffle.
Have to get it blessed by a priest…
I wonder if the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California (which is where I got my ordination) would cut it? 😛
YAY!! I so want one. And hey moonandserpent, if you are minister just bless it yourself!!!!