I figured it out… with a pencil and a pen, I figured it out.

Yoinked from threerings, Joss, the writer's strike, and the #2 pencil protest: http://whedonesque.com/comments/14772. Like the original poster, I'm just in it for the Joss Newsie filk.

Beowulf

See it in 3D at an IMAX theater. Really.