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Go West, young man…

Overheard on 3rd Street Promenade: Girl 1: So, where do you guys want to eat? Guy: We could get pizza...there's a Chicago pizza place back there. Girl 2: What kind of pizza is Chicago? Guy: Deep dish. Girl 1: Wait, is it? So then what kind is New York? Guy: I think it's really thin…