Where’d I put that damned pomegranate?

Last night I had a very weird, but strangely sexy dream. I was on the run from my husband, who was the leader of this massive warband. I was hiding out in an old, abandoned-looking castle which was ruled over by a not-very-trustworthy Bandit King. The Bandit King was shifty, and not sexy at all.…

I wanted the Magic Time Lord's Hideout, but this one comes with two different rooms for dancing, so I'm good! Your home is a Gamer's Mansion Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it's preposterous to even consider it. There's a…

Yes, but by whose name will he swear?

Don't just read the headline... it keeps getting more amusing as the article goes by. Yoinked from jaylake http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html I think I saw this in a movie once. Miracle on something something? We need to start a letter writing campaign, stat! Although, given that this case is going on in Nebraska, that guy's going to…

On Writing and God Complexes

There's a discussion happening at Smart Bitches right now about the writer-as-god, with the corrollary that it is tantamount to sacrilege to question or critique the way a writer decides to take a story, or the arc of particular characters. This is in response to writers like Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Robin Hobb, and…

Yoinked from the_sandwalker: http://www.cybuscorporation.com/ Marka-registrada, baby! In other news... alcohol is bad, and last night the zombies won.

Rhymes with Bannister... Your Score: House Lannister 63% Dominant, 36% Extroverted, 63% Trustworthy Confident. Dangerous. Unrelentingly sexy. The master of all you survey, you are of House Lannister. You are a dominant personality—and how! When someone asks “and who are you, the proud lord said, that I should bow so low?” your response is probably,…

Novel in 90

I'm trying Novel in 90, and since my target wordcount for writing fiction is 1500 words a day, I've signed myself up to try two novels (Novel in 90 has a wordcount exhortation of 750 words a day). I have the Teleidoplex outline and am starting to working on filling in the spaces, so that's…