The ocean just asked for my hand, and I said yes!
… though… I suppose that huge 'Marry Me?' I saw drawn in the sand could have been meant for someone else. But I prefer the version where my life sounds like the start of an awesome fairy tale: "The Girl who Married the Ocean"
I may actually have to go through with this, eventually. But not right away. You know how these things work. The girl agrees on a whim to what she thinks is a silly bargain… and then the Fae hold her to it. And that's when stuff gets interesting.
Stay tuned for invitations to the wedding/beach party.