Provenza says, best version of the joke he’s ever seen:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/cargoweasel/316274.html
(lifted, once again, from vulgarlad…what would I do without him to vet my internet sources?)
Author, Gamer, Dreamstress
Alyc Helms 
Yet somehow it’s still true to the original spirit of the joke. Fascinating.
Man… that joke always makes me think of my dad…
we should go see the film this weekend, if you can handle the nostalgia?
Is it showing here? I’d be totally up for that. I really want to see it.
F***ing brilliant! Thank you!!