This is ripped from, and mostly for the benefit of, Toothandclaw. Warning…although I didn’t intend for this to happen, there are Kotor I spoilers. Don’t read this if you haven’t played the game and are planning to.

Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.

1) Aeriel (from Darkangel)
2) The Fool (from Robin Hobb)
3) Legolas
4) Buffy
5) Hermione
6) Kelson
7) Fretfruners (from Norse tale)
8) Revan
9) Puck
10) Baker’s Wife (from Woods)
11) Eliza Bennet
12) Orion

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kelson/Eliza Bennet? There’s more P&P fic out there than Deryni, but you could blow me over with a feather if anyone’s ever written this particular pairing…it would be kinda sexy, mostly cause Lizzie would spin Kelson’s head with her wit.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No. Buffy mostly annoys me, especially anything after season 5 buffy. FanonBuffy is pretty much equally annoying to me, although at least she’s not FanonWillow, who is just a think blind for Mary-Suism.

What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?
Orion/Revan? That would be…interesting. Orion does have a proclivity for getting pregnant from anyone who looks at her funny, but there are slot-tab (or rather slot-slot) issues involved, since I always imagined R. as female.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, haven’t read any Dream fics (but wouldn’t a Dream crossover fic with characters from another book be amusing?)

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fool/Kelson? Well, the Fool does like it’s men with dark hair and light eyes and royal blood. I could imaging a fic where, during another turn of the wheel, the fool archetype was in Gwynedd…but I don’t know that they would make a good couple. I don’t imagine Kelson would be open to that kind of relationship any more than Fitz was.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Yeah..um…no. To both of them. The Hermione/Puck might work a little better than the Hermione/Baker’s Wife. OR…heh…well, mostly I’m not into soft femslash, but I could imagine a short fic set in the Woods/Forbidden Forest where Puck used a little leftover juice from the flower to give Hermione and the Baker’s Wife a “Moment in the Woods” that neither of them would forget.


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Wow…I think that Fretfruners and the Fool would have an immediate connection, and probably go off on their own, leaving Orion in the dust. F&F both have that whole Gender-undefined thing going on that would make their pairing much more interesting (in a Stage Beauty “What am I now” kind of way)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
While wandering through the Woods looking for the Giant, the Baker’s Wife has a “moment” with a handsome prince…but what is that musical tongue that he’s speaking? And why are his ears pointy?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Aeriel/Revan? No…any relationship between these characters would be epic, tragic, galaxy-spanning, and would probably include the reincarnation and pairing up of Oriencor, Darth Malak, or Exar-Kun (or all three!) but it would be hawt (says the girl who spent weeks fantasizing about this pairing after finishing Kotor I)

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Fire and Ice (heh…or Icy Hot)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Gotta go with Toothandclaw…this would NEVER happen (please, God…never let it happen!)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don’t think most people on my list will recognize Fretfruners. She’s a character from one of my favorite Norse fairy tales. The slash would be interesting, since she’s from the gender-switching genre (she starts as a girl, then starts dressing as a boy, then becomes a boy and marries the princess that she saved).

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably. There’s a lot more who probably read slash, but Legolas is pretty versatile. If you can figure out a way to couple with the Eye of Sauron, then girls can’t be that hard….

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Doubt it, but Toothandclaw reminds me of her.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fool/buffy/hermione. I’m sure that there are people who write Buffy/Hermione, but Fool stuff is really rare since Robin Hobb has a no-fic request.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
“Going Under” for Revan (just off the top of my head…could probably find a better one if I thought about it) but then, I’m kinda into pop-angst.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
“Too erotic for most people to handle”

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
“So, you know, all moments in time exist on a wheel…wanna give mine a spin?”

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Probably a few weeks ago…I’ve been pretty busy with little time for fic reading.

What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Psychic sex…long distance Deryni psychic sex. What can I say…Kelson’s pretty vanilla.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Puck/Eliza Bennet. I could see it happening, if they both stopped talking and being witty. I imagine it would be very conversational sex, with lots of pointed barbs being thrown from both sides. And yes, some kind of faery wine would be needed to lube that encounter.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Legolas/Fretfruners. Switch…a whole lot of switching going on…but since I imagine they probably look very similar, it would be hard to tell who was on top at any one moment.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Aeriel and Puck are in a happy relationship until Puck suddenly runs off with Buffy. Aeriel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eliza Bennett and a brief unhappy affair with Orion, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Legolas”.

Smorgasborg? I think people might read it only out of pity, and I don’t think ANYONE should ever write this.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fretfruners/Revan. That would be a very strange world. Although, again, they both have it going on with the gender-switching thing.

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